Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Tower Bridge


Tower Bridge
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

It is sometimes mistaken as the London Bridge, which we now all know to be in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. It actually opens up to allow ships to pass through. Prostitutes and pickpockets used to walk along the upper walkway for free, but now tourist pay to do the same in what is called the Tower Bridge Experience. To walk with pickpockets and prostitutes, you now have to take part of the free Brixton Experience.

London Tower and Tower Bridge


London Tower and Tower Bridge
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

The central tower, known as the White Tower, was ordered to be built by William the Conquerer in 1078. It's really a castle or a fortress with a series of turrets, but it remains to be known as the Tower of London, not to be confused with the Tower of Babel which was destroyed by the Almighty in a place now known as Iraq. It was the place of many executions, much like present-day Iraq. Ironically, they no longer have capital punishment in the UK.

Parliament at night


Parliament at night
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Clock with a message


Clock with a message
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

The Rosetta Stone


The Rosetta Stone
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Yeah, I think this is the real thing.

Better than the Cairo museum


Better than the Cairo museum
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

We blitzed through the British Museum, a vast facility with all the trophies of Imperialism. Like all the famous museums in London, it was F-R-E-E.

Pub food


Pub food
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Emily, complimenting Kevin's choice of "mash" or, "mashed potatos", as we know them in the States. "The gravy," Emily explains, "will be soaked up by the mash." No points for me for selecting some French fries, or "chips". Boo hoo.

Bacon and chicken pie


Bacon and chicken pie
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Meat pies -- mmm...Our nearest equivalent is an individual pot pie found in the frozen food aisle.

Funky colors


Funky colors
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Monkey climbing the arch


Monkey climbing the arch
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Natural History Museum


Natural History Museum
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

We spent an hour speedwalking in this museum.

Slop-up breakfast in a greasy spoon


Slop-up breakfast in a greasy spoon
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Kev and me at PC


Kev and me at PC
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

This is sort of like Times Square in London. Actually, I don't think anyone calls this place "PC". It's just an example of trying to be hip and cool by referring to things by their initials. How lame of me. Pathetic.

Piccadily Circus


Piccadily Circus
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Vietnamese food


Vietnamese food
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Wandering around in Soho, we ended up having dinner in a Vietnamese restaurant next to Chinatown (really, China-street).

Still crawling


Still crawling
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Pimm's classic


Pimm's classic
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Pimm's a blend of gin, spices, and fruit juices. The Pimm's classic has some 7-up or Sprite in it. Brits call a clear soda, "lemonade", which we know to be ridiculous.

A snakebite


A snakebite
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Half beer, half cider, and loads of black currant.

Pub crawl


Pub crawl
Originally uploaded by bastchild.

Palace guard


Palace guard
Originally uploaded by bastchild.